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I pretty sure that this is my favorite colour. It's got a little less blue in it than the colour at the bottom of the header bar above (#FF29D6) and therefore it's a little more pink and a little less purple.

Yeah, I spelled it with a "u." Twice.

????

Do you see a mess of "????" on my page? You Eurocentric fuck! You need to enable the Japanese characters in your browser! The aesthetics of your browsing experience will be so rich...

Here's how:

First, go here and install the Japanese language pack. If you are running Windows2000, then you are a true ninja and this step is not necessary: Windows2000 has all that jazz built into it.

Tools->Options In "General" options click on "Languages"

Then, in the dropdown where it says "Select a language to add..." choose "Japanese [jp]" from the list. You should also probably choose the one below it as well: Kazakh [kk]. Make Borat proud.

Finally, go to the "view" menu and then Character Encoding->AutoDetect->Universal. Like this:

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Then things will look so much cooler on my page and all sorts of obscure video game pages. (Thanks to my main man Lucas for beta testing this post!)

Note: If you're using IE, then just hit yourself in the head with a tack hammer because you're using IE and you are a retard.

Code Grabber

Hey jerks, make sure you steal as much HTML code as you can from as many people as you can. In your browser go to the "View" menu and choose "Page Source." If you're using IE, then choose "Source" from the "View" menu and then hit yourself in the head with a tack hammer because you're using IE and you are a retard. Hey hey ayee ayee.......... smoke weed everyday.

My Language Contributions (Part One):

I have never considered myself a cunning linguist, however, in retrospect, I feel that throughout the course of my life I have made some very viable contributions to the English language. Of course, they have not yet been fully integrated into society, but perhaps the day will come when Webster and those goddamn bureaucrats catch on to what's really going on in the streets. They're trying... they'll get there. They mean well. "Doh" is in there, isn't it?

My first contribution came at an early age. Have you ever caught yourself holding few locks of hair on your head, rubbing the hair and feeling how soft it is? No? Well, I do it pretty much everyday. And I have done so ever since I had hair (which was day No. 1, since I was born an entire month late). Is this weird? Is feeling how soft your hair is weird? Does anyone else do this?

I'm letting my insecurities get in the way here and I'm straying from the point of this post: my 1st addition to the English language. The word I designated for this phenomenon is "softing." Ex:

Mom: Brady, what are you doing there?
Brady: Softing my hair.

Word. Maybe I'll roll some video footage of some textbook softing and post it so you can all laugh at me some more. And then you'll retreat to the privacy of your bedroom and try some softing of your own. Hypocrites... it matters not: I doubt even half of you have the thick, soft, full-bodied locks I have been blessed with.

Japantipasto

I think that the line, "HiI'mDaisy" from Mario Kart Double Dash for the Nintendo Gamecube is awesome. In fact, oft times I like to say "HiI'mBrady!"

And in a really high pitched, effeminate voice.

On the other end of the spectrum, "I'm-a Wario! I'm-a gonna win!" is equally wonderful. And his affectionate laugh could even warm the heart of a fuzzy little puppy.

I would kill for video footage of the Japanese voice actor recording all these clips.

mr. bobDOBalina

And one more thing... the example DOB date in the profile editor weirds me out. It's 09/17/1976. That exactly one year before my actual birfday. Is that day special or something? The founder of Blogger's birthday?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_17

Space Blog

I have a headache right now. Nothing poetic, just a headache. Part hangover, part sinus... all sucky.

I think I like my MySpace space blog better. But nobody reads that. I'm thinking with the Blogger here, at least Il Sarratorri or whoever he is will read this. It's all about grassroots mass exposure for the dotdUmmy....

Not an Actual Blog Post

This is a test. This is only a test.