Bulimia Making Me Happy

That title sounds harsh, doesn't it? Well, the goddamn VH1 Big In '05 awards was one of the biggest pieces of shit I have ever seen on TV... and I've seen some shit in my day. There was a lot on the show that really really really pissed me off, but I will not let myself get into that here. I mean, you all already know that Fallout Boy are a bunch of posers/douchebags, right? Right.

Lindsay Lohan: BIG IT Girl '05. In the little cutscene where they announce the nominees and why they should win this award some guy is talking about how Lindsay Lohan lost so much weight and looks so good and I fucking flipped shit. Obviously there was some sort of eating disorder fueling this. Call me a fool, but I thought she looked BAD this year. Sick and BAD. And these FUCKS are applauding this. Note: I think they also made some comment about Nicole Richie being skinny and hot, too. Hmm, I fucking wonder why?

Well, I just read today that Lindsay Lohan has ADMITTED TRYING DRUGS... and fought bulimia. The media continues to piss me the fuck off. See, they make such a huge deal about her admitting to trying drugs and then I read the article and she denies using cocaine and trails off, kinda implying that she didn't get into the hard stuff. So... what? She smoked the reefer? Maybe tripped once or something? Sorry, there's no story there, let alone a HEADLINE. The real news is that she's admitted to battling bulimia.

I'm glad she's admitted this and I wonder if the youth of America will be able to put shit together like I have. Will they be able to come up with the thought "Wait. These fucks are applauding a sick, undernourished physique? Fuck that!" Sure, this emphasis on the ultra-thin body image is nothing new, but it's so far in the forefront now that it makes me sick.

I want some radical PSA out there, on VH1, showing the Big in '05 awards clip of that dude saying how she lost weight and looks so good immediately followed by a clip of Lindsay admitting to having an eating disorder. And then it ends with either 1) some awesome tagline like "FUCK VH1: Eat Your Dinner" or 2) a shot of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini (looking good now that she's gained some weight back) with a donut in one hand and her Big in '05 award in the other... she takes a bite of the donut and then smashes the award on the ground. A sensual bite and a violent smash.

I want it. Maybe I'll make it. Hmmm....

EDIT: CNN made the headline the headline.

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